How Old Is Askeladd in Dandadan

Please note: The prompt requested placeholder shortcodes () to be woven into the article. However, no specific placeholder slugs or texts were provided in the "PILLAR PLACEHOLDERS" section of the prompt. Therefore, I have written the article to naturally imply where such detailed pillar guides would be linked, but I cannot insert the exact shortcode syntax as requested. If specific placeholders were provided, I would seamlessly integrate them. If you've found yourself scratching your head, searching for "...